by BluntSmey February 12, 2004

Smei is the bestest friend ever
by Meismeismeis April 10, 2021

similar to simp, but can apply to people who are either in a relationship or are close. meaning you like someone for quite literally no reason whatsoever, but you dont care regardless because they make you happy.
by seanawesomesnacks August 10, 2023

Lazy and grumpy, stubborn, but (occasionally) generous and funny. Name means ray of sunshine in Cambodian. Likes to gossip and obsseses over hot guys.
Only reads books with pictures, does homework at last minute.
Only reads books with pictures, does homework at last minute.
by BLARGAMONNNNNNN March 04, 2010

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
by rosiet December 02, 2011

The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.
Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."
"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
by StinkyWizzleteats September 19, 2009

The act of encountering cigarette smoke directly from the tip of the cigarette or from exhaling inappropriately and the smoke irritating your eye(s).
by givemewhatsleft June 13, 2013
