SMeyer

1. A fail!author who spawned the most horrific fail!series EVER. Wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are NOTHING. (Seriously, the fucking book goes BLANK when Edward leaves Bella. BLANK. Hello? Is there any THOUGHT here? Obviously not, or it would be written on the BLANK PAGES.) Series ends with Breaking Dawn, during which Edward Cullen chews through Bella Swan's uterus to save their demon spawn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the Volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the Vatican) for being fucking weird. Anti-climactic ending. Basically... fail!series by a fail!author.

2. A woman touted to be the next J.K. Rowling. If I were J.K. Rowling, I would SUE, for this is the worst kind of SLANDER and LIBEL I've ever seen.

SMeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that's exactly what she's done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.

SMeyer: definitely NOT the next J.K. Rowling.

by Eimii March 25, 2009

Smeyer

Slang for Stephenie Meyer Author of popular books Twilight and The Host

Did she just say chagrin? Thats so Smeyer

by R333W October 20, 2008

Smenergy

A yellow-orange coloured drink, sold in pints, made by mixing a bottle of the alcopop Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of a high-caffeine alcoholic energy drink called Raw Spirit. Unique to, and college drink of, University College (colloquially known as 'Castle'), a college of the University of Durham. The drink is only available in the college's bar, the Undercroft, otherwise known as the 'Undie'.

"I'm going to head down to the Undie for a Smenergy, see you there?"

by CastleRanger February 10, 2010

steyer

The direct definition of steyer is cunt. It can refer to a woman's genitalia, but when it is used in this fashion is usually referring to a rotten, diseased, fungus cunt

Steyer is also a word that refers to a type of creature that is fat, obese, ugly, and hideous. No one wants to be around one ever. The fat under their arms jiggles and suffocates all those around it. It also has a pooch belly that causes people confusion when looking for its pussy, that is if it is a female steyer.

Ew gross, I lost my nose in the steyer

by urapoochfatticf November 27, 2010

smeyes

A term coined by Tyra Banks; to smile with your eyes.

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*

by rosiet December 2, 2011

SmeyerFail

An epic failure or disappointment; named for the disappointment felt by many to the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn in which many believed was a radical departure from the rest of the series. From the author's name Stephenie Meyer and Fail.

"Have you read Breaking Dawn?"

"No, I heard it was a total SmeyerFail"

by VampLily October 11, 2008

smeyesing

to smile using your eyes

I just saw a picture of my friend smiling with her eyes on facebook, she is smeyesing!

by misterintredasting November 12, 2011