1 definition by StinkyWizzleteats

The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.

Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."

"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
by StinkyWizzleteats September 17, 2009
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