smey 

1. marijuana, pot
2. a blunt in the process of being smoked
3. the act of smoking pot or a blunt

1. where's the smey at?
2. pass that smey
3. let's go smey

smey by BluntSmey February 12, 2004

Smey 

Smey is a good girl.She always cheer up to herself.And always tell the people around her that she is fine.But she’s not fine.She need some hugs.But she is very pretty and if u have smey in ur life u will lucky,So take care of her!!

Smey is a gorgeous girl and chubby girl

Smey by Smey November 23, 2021

smeyes 

A term coined by Tyra Banks; to smile with your eyes.

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*

smeyes by rosiet December 2, 2011

SmeyerFail 

An epic failure or disappointment; named for the disappointment felt by many to the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn in which many believed was a radical departure from the rest of the series. From the author's name Stephenie Meyer and Fail.

"Have you read Breaking Dawn?"

"No, I heard it was a total SmeyerFail"

SmeyerFail by VampLily October 11, 2008

smeyesing 

to smile using your eyes

I just saw a picture of my friend smiling with her eyes on facebook, she is smeyesing!

smeyesing by misterintredasting November 12, 2011

SMeyer

1. A fail!author who spawned the most horrific fail!series EVER. Wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are NOTHING. (Seriously, the fucking book goes BLANK when Edward leaves Bella. BLANK. Hello? Is there any THOUGHT here? Obviously not, or it would be written on the BLANK PAGES.) Series ends with Breaking Dawn, during which Edward Cullen chews through Bella Swan's uterus to save their demon spawn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the Volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the Vatican) for being fucking weird. Anti-climactic ending. Basically... fail!series by a fail!author.

2. A woman touted to be the next J.K. Rowling. If I were J.K. Rowling, I would SUE, for this is the worst kind of SLANDER and LIBEL I've ever seen.

SMeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that's exactly what she's done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.

SMeyer: definitely NOT the next J.K. Rowling.

SMeyer by Eimii March 25, 2009

smeyes 

The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.

Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.

"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."

"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"

smeyes by StinkyWizzleteats September 19, 2009