smeyes 

A term coined by Tyra Banks; to smile with your eyes.

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*

smeyes by rosiet December 2, 2011

smeyes 

The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.

Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.

"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."

"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"

smeyes by StinkyWizzleteats September 19, 2009

SmeyerFail 

An epic failure or disappointment; named for the disappointment felt by many to the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn in which many believed was a radical departure from the rest of the series. From the author's name Stephenie Meyer and Fail.

"Have you read Breaking Dawn?"

"No, I heard it was a total SmeyerFail"

SmeyerFail by VampLily October 11, 2008

smeyesing 

to smile using your eyes

I just saw a picture of my friend smiling with her eyes on facebook, she is smeyesing!

smeyesing by misterintredasting November 12, 2011

smemes 

Someone named sam who loves memes

Stop it with the memes Smemes!

smemes by Charputin May 29, 2017

SMeyer

1. A fail!author who spawned the most horrific fail!series EVER. Wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are NOTHING. (Seriously, the fucking book goes BLANK when Edward leaves Bella. BLANK. Hello? Is there any THOUGHT here? Obviously not, or it would be written on the BLANK PAGES.) Series ends with Breaking Dawn, during which Edward Cullen chews through Bella Swan's uterus to save their demon spawn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the Volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the Vatican) for being fucking weird. Anti-climactic ending. Basically... fail!series by a fail!author.

2. A woman touted to be the next J.K. Rowling. If I were J.K. Rowling, I would SUE, for this is the worst kind of SLANDER and LIBEL I've ever seen.

SMeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that's exactly what she's done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.

SMeyer: definitely NOT the next J.K. Rowling.

SMeyer by Eimii March 25, 2009

smeeshed 

so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals

dude how smeeshed were you last night.

smeeshed by JP lossman March 7, 2007