smexlex 

One who is incredibly smexy.

Oh my! Look at that guy, he's such a fucking smexlex!

smexlex by herman22 April 11, 2016

sexlexia 

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

Sexlexic 

able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.

David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.

Sexlexic by David Coberly November 28, 2005

Smellex

1. A creature that smells foul.
2. A creature of low intelligence
3. A creature of uniquely moronic behaviour
4. A creature comparable to a hippie
5. A creature usually overweight

'I think i saw a Smellex last night. it stank and fell over alot'

'THEE Smellex"

Smellex by conebaganselmo April 21, 2008

Sexlexia 

The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.

Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."

Sexlexia by HK303 February 25, 2011

sexlexic 

n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)

"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.

"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.

"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"

"(Sigh) Sexlexia."

"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"

sexlexic by sexlexic June 27, 2007

Sexlexia 

A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).

Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!

Sexlexia by TheZoolooMaster September 24, 2006