smeshed 

When you're so high from tree+dabs you think of another word for being extremely high. Replacing zooted/stoned/retarded etc. The term was originally coined by Action Bronson on Viceland's "Travelling the Stars with Action Bronson, Ancient Aliens 420 Special"

"Holy fuckwatts I'm fucking smeshed after that last dab man, this live resin is insane"

smeshed by smeshed up May 21, 2016

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

speshed 

Synonym for hammered or smashed. Meaning to get high and/or drunk to an extended degree and affected by drugs to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
Origin: just made it up when chatting to some gal whom I thought was speshed

Wasn't there some party last night?
Yeah Emily was so speshed at the end

speshed by mr_chucky1 May 21, 2017

smashed balls 

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

smashed balls by Y u? November 9, 2013

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007

smashed monkey 

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

smashed monkey by LarrySanders February 6, 2009