Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.
Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.
by Revchu March 24, 2004

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ
Function: intransitive verb
To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
Function: intransitive verb
To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
by Human Overth February 21, 2010

by ChoompaLover911 November 27, 2017

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF
by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007

An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing
by Devilish-Ash August 11, 2005

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF
by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007

by Mclovin11 January 17, 2008
