smerging

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

by stellahogan October 14, 2008

smerking

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

sperging

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.

"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."

by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007

Sperging out

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.

The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."

by slyscafe September 29, 2010

Smeaging

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.

Babybay was smeaging on 'em

by yadooK March 12, 2021

Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015