smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.
Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.
by JustinBarr January 09, 2019
mugGet the smerfedmug.

car pool

When two people share a bathroom stall to take a dump at the same time, one between the others leggs
Dude, there is only one stall left, want to car pool?
by JustinBarr July 31, 2007
mugGet the car poolmug.