snerfed 

To jet cereal, coffee, or other substance out of one's nose while laughing.

She was caught off guard by the humorous comment, and snerfed a mouthful of cheerios back into the bowl.

snerfed by Doc Wilson August 11, 2014

Snerked 

To do someone wrong, to fiddle their diddle or to squeeze their lemons

Joshua was snerked by the lady who kept his change

Snerked by Jeeetyjeril April 23, 2017

snerfels 

Generic white rice to be added as the starch component to a hot dish, such as Goonch Mloop Snerfels. White rice served as a side dish and not a component of a hot dish is known as "rice".

Al-righty then, the snerfels are ready, and here is the mloop. God damn it Randy! You burned the goonch! Now I will have to open a can of 'na!

snerfels by Hunding June 7, 2011

snarfed

to pick up gems, jewels, treasures, objects, in an old 1980's computer game.

"You snarfed the gold coins"

snarfed by Perfect_Fit July 3, 2012

snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.

Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.

snarfed by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

Snurfed 

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.

"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"

Snurfed by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.

Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.

snarfed by OmegaZim October 27, 2010