Urban Dictionary: smeltling

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1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
Plural: Smeltlings
2. Crude word for chocolate blobs.

1. Honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. Jesus, that was one big smeltling!
OR
God these smeltlings taste naste.

by Man in the corner September 17, 2003

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smeltling

freeing a dirty bum rat on your ho's chest after banging her.

1. I dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. "lick up that smeltling."

by smeltlinglover September 23, 2003

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