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smeltling 

1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
Plural: Smeltlings
2. Crude word for chocolate blobs.
1. Honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. Jesus, that was one big smeltling!
OR
God these smeltlings taste naste.
smeltling by Man in the corner September 17, 2003
Words you can keep

smeltling 

freeing a dirty bum rat on your ho's chest after banging her.
1. I dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. "lick up that smeltling."
smeltling by smeltlinglover September 23, 2003

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH 

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN ASS BITCH why you took me off the motha' faking' schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch
use it in a song THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

spelling 

A lost art.
wuht ish teh speling tset? O_o
spelling by JiaXue November 1, 2003

Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves
You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
Smelling the Syrup by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy
Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!
jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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