smellypenis 

A big niggercock, that smells like your typical homeless dood from the hood

Tyrone: *'bout to slurp on that fat cock*
Tyrone: *Pulls down Tyrells overly sized pants, and takes out penis and is immedeatly met with strong smell of rotten fish and cat shit*
Tyrone: Wtf man!? U've got blaccest smellypenis i've ever fucking smelt, das not cool dawg... :/
Tyrell: Ur mom gæ lul

smellypenis by mr_cucumber_in_butthole_man March 23, 2018

Smallpenisary 

General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.

The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.

Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:

Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.

Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*

Smallpenisary by The T Meister October 28, 2005

Smelly Penis

The result of playing World of Warcraft for 40 hours straight. Go wash it, man! It smells when you sleep in your boxers! Caused by a lot of smegma.

My penis is smelling cheesy after not showering for 1 month. I have a smelly penis!

Smelly Penis by shigshwa March 16, 2009

smelly penis

smelly..😤

oo he has a smelly penis😢

smelly penis by ilysmbyhm November 9, 2020