smellycock 

when your cock gets uber smelly

bob had a smellycock

smellycock by FuckingSmellycockdudeshitassbi October 15, 2008

smellycooter 

a cooter that stinks , and very dry n old. form a judy morriseau

that smellycooter stinks real bad and i think it is judy morriseau

smellycooter by the cooterfinder February 22, 2009

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

smallcockitis by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

swellicockter 

The act of situating that fine lady of yours--while in the splits position--on your rod and spinning her around in circles. Named for the motion's resemblence to the rotation of helicopter blades.

Guys! Guys! We finally did it! Mildred got on me last night and I totally gave her a ride on the swellicockter! Man, she spun around like a TOP!

swellicockter by Ryan M K March 28, 2007

SmellyCopter 

To Fart in Bed with the Ceiling Fan on so everybody can enjoy the fruits of your Labour.

WTF? Dad just dropped a Smellycopter in his room and imma chewin on it out here brah.

SmellyCopter by Zeb VanZandt August 18, 2014

Smellycopter 

When at a hot, crowded concert you take your sweaty t-shirt off and swing it around your head in an attempt to show enthusiasm for the music and it sends out a rank wave of BO to all innocent bystanders.

At Lollapalooza lots of hot, sweaty guys were smellycoptering at the Killers concert. Unfortunately some of them were so enthusiastic I got smellycoptered in the face.

Smellycopter by chilady August 10, 2009

smellsmock 

A male that is constantly flirting with female members of staff.

caught that smellsmock sniffing 'round them Donny lasses again.

smellsmock by Sundial March 28, 2016