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A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis
When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis
by Babydickmcgee October 01, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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