A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and
stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad
curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the
house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing
Street just
yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."