smegway 

A portmanteau of smeg and segway. essentially a dick, but a dirty dick.

"when you wake up and ride a smegway, you know"

smegway by Brinkcokk November 9, 2017

swegway 

"swegway" is the name given to small two wheeled motorized vehicles, which are a cross between a traditional skateboard and a Segway. There are many different brands of swegway, such as the IO Hawk and MonoRover R2, but most of them are produced in one factory in China and are then licensed to these companies.

It is widely believed that the term "swegway" to describe these vehicles originated from the YouTube gaming group "The Sidemen", who frequently feature the "swegway" in their videos. While the scooters have been featured in many other YouTube videos, they are usually referred to either the Brand name of the particular vehicle or just an "electric scooter".

One of the most important features of a swegway is the ability to master its use quickly. Most people who own a swegway state that within a day of using the device they can be confident in riding it.

Swegways can be found online anywhere between $220 and $2000, depending on the brand.

Person 1: "Have you seen how cool those swegways are?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my friend bought one the other day! It's pretty cool!"

swegway by OptiMegaCell June 29, 2015

Segway Jesus 

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

Segway Jesus by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009

Mexican segway 

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

Mexican segway by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.

Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!

dildo swegway by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018

Segway Thighs 

Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.

“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”

“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”

Segway Thighs by Livingnoodle May 4, 2021

segway jerk 

Any jerk that rides on a segway.

Haha, look at that segway jerk, riding along in his suit talking on his cellphone.

segway jerk by paulthebassguy June 12, 2007