If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.
Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned
GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!
GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!
by Dildo Swegway July 18, 2018