smegmella 

Vagina cheese. Similar to smegma.
Female equivalent to smegma.

Her smegmella has really gotten out of hand!
Determining a female’s need to shower can be defined by the consistency of her smegmella. Smegmella of ricotta cheese consistency is fine, cottage cheese consistency is just gross

smegmella by Caitiedyd November 30, 2017

smexcellant 

smart sexy and excellant, like smexy but better

wow katie is smexcellant

smexcellant by babyoil May 21, 2008

smegmalian 

A person, male or female, that never washes their love- thing which causes it to be caked in smeg and it therefore issues a vile cheese stench transforming them into a smegmailian.

''Darling'' , said my wife,''that tramp has not had a bath for many a long month, his cock must be rancid'' ''Yes dear , he is a Smegmalian''

smegmalian by blorkes December 14, 2008

Smegmaplant 

An egg plant with a smug face that's covered in smegma

The Smegmaplant may be put on the list of the most offensive things I've had the displeasure of thinking about

Smegmaplant by TheBigTaco July 9, 2020

Smegmaladon 

A massive cunht

The teacher bitch was being a hell of a smegmaladon

Smegmaladon by Shardicrawthhousen June 8, 2022

smemolla 

a typical blonde boy with smegma- cheese found around the genitalia , this character is often found to be trying to gain approval off his friends/peirs .

derek is such a smemolla

smemolla by daniel gibbons January 14, 2024

Smegmelier 

He is a master of cock cheese pairings. He has an understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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The smegmelier recommends a pairing of our fine local smegouda with a natty light.

Smegmelier by Ziggatron September 20, 2025