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Sigmantics
Sigmantics by The Viber December 1, 2022
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Sugmatics • Sigmatic • skematics • segmantics • Sigmantics • sigmatically • Sigmaticle • Sigmaticrizzitianism • Sigmatisim • Sigmatism
Skematics
Skematics is a solo rapper/producer from Washington Heights in NYC. He's also been writing and creating since the age of 12. So his experience is easily noticed in his lyrical ability.
Skematicsmusic, Skematicsmusicgroup
Skematics by illmatic83 March 12, 2010
Professor of Smegmatics
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
Professor of Smegmatics by leventhowa February 21, 2004
SugmaDick
SugmaDick by Administaratorororor January 24, 2019
the skamatics
the worst band in south florida. they have a gay singer who you cant even hear, who hasn't even hit puberty yet and they suck so much.
the skamatics by jake matthew steed October 9, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026