Cress

When you describe someone or something as fit or good looking.

Mate you’re looking cress today!!
You lil’ cress!

by BFC September 26, 2017

cress

Short for crescent which is a form of the moon; cress glistens just like one and has heads turn every time they enter the room. cress listens to people and has good observation. You should totally speak to them because they're super cool~

sage: bathing in cress-light

by jessxlee June 16, 2021

Cress

A person who do not shave their Genitals

I'm one of those people who don't wash their genitals and if I try to simplify those words I'm just saying I'm still alive and still Cress

by TheGrammarFixer September 15, 2020

Cress

A word that can replace any other in a film title for the purpose of an hilarious game.

Friend 1: How about, 'The Ipcress File'?

Friend 2: Nah man, that's real; how about, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Cress Warriors'?

by Cress Warrior August 22, 2011

Cress

Someone who celebrates his birthday everyday

Did you hear about the big party on campus today?
Yeah, It's for Cress's birthday

by DJFlames December 5, 2016

cress

the ship name for claudia winkleman and tess daly from strictly come dancing!

grace and tezza are watching strictly come dancing. claudia and tess appear on the screen.

tezza: oh my, look at how claudia looks at tess!

grace: wowee! I ship cress so much!

by tezza and grace June 12, 2024

Cress Garden

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions

I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!

by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006