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smegg
Smegg is a word used to describe another persons love when you yourself find this person unattractive. This may simply be because of a certain feature about them that you dislike e.g they have no eyebrows (which this source finds attractive on goth guys despite what a certain person might say). Sound confusing? Look at the example.
smegg by HellishxGothxPhreaq September 17, 2006
Smegg
Spinning a painted wooden egg, because it's fun, and you should do it sometime. Once one "smeggs" they cannot go back from their smeggy ways.
Smegg by Nightmare is Taken March 14, 2022
smegg nog
A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Smegg head
Smegg head by louis May 13, 2005
Smegg-mayonnaise
When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.
Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."
Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"
Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"
Rita: "Shame".
Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"
Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"
Rita: "Shame".
Smegg-mayonnaise by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019
smegg and cress
smegg and cress by TheRealKnobgoblin November 13, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.