smeggler

One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.

I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.

by Alex Barbor March 07, 2007

Smeggler

A seggsy smeggsy man, boyfriend, or husband who has hella rizz and treats you right.

“You see him?”

“Yeah?”
“That’s my smeggler 😏.”
“He must treat you good 😍.”

by sebatrick December 18, 2023