smeggler

One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.

I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.

smeggler by Alex Barbor March 11, 2007

Smeggler

A seggsy smeggsy man, boyfriend, or husband who has hella rizz and treats you right.

“You see him?”

“Yeah?”
“That’s my smeggler 😏.”
“He must treat you good 😍.”

Smeggler by sebatrick December 18, 2023

Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

Turtle Smuggler by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019

raisin smuggler 

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.

It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.

raisin smuggler by driftwoody March 24, 2006

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts

Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler

stottie smuggler by duringthewar April 9, 2015

plum smugglers 

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)

A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.

plum smugglers by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

budgie smuggler 

male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).

"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"

budgie smuggler by Kriz October 26, 2003