smeau 

smeautiful

damn girl you're smart AND beautiful, you're Smeautiful

smeau by jay12481 July 26, 2024

smau

Social Media Alternate Universe

I'm writing a smau fic if you're interested

smau by Emikoshiriyuki October 18, 2020

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

smeagin

/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant

WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY

smeagin by straith March 17, 2021

smau

Social Media Au, these are the stories told through screenshots of messenger, insta, tweeter yk

Dude1: Maaan I spent hours reading that smau it's so good!! I always save a lot of the ss cause they're really funnyyy
Dude2 : Where did ya find that?

Dude1: Tumblr, want the link?

smau by That Insomniac girl August 15, 2020

Share the smealth 

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

Share the smealth by LonePooper January 27, 2018