smeau

smeautiful

damn girl you're smart AND beautiful, you're Smeautiful

by jay12481 July 26, 2024

smau

Social Media Alternate Universe

I'm writing a smau fic if you're interested

by Emikoshiriyuki October 18, 2020

SMEAR MERCHANTS

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smearious

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

smeagin

/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant

WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY

by straith March 17, 2021

smau

Social Media Au, these are the stories told through screenshots of messenger, insta, tweeter yk

Dude1: Maaan I spent hours reading that smau it's so good!! I always save a lot of the ss cause they're really funnyyy
Dude2 : Where did ya find that?

Dude1: Tumblr, want the link?

by That Insomniac girl August 15, 2020

Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018