The act of sitting on substantial wealth reserves with no intention and/or ready method by which to exchange it for goods and services. A reference to the dragon named "Smaug" from J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" who acquires and obsesses over vast treasure reserves yet has no way or desire to spend or trade them.
Used to refer to members of the Bitcoin community who have acquired large stores of bitcoins yet few outlets by which to spend them for things that they might want.
Sam says he is totally smauging on his Bitcoin stash until he can buy a new house with it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.