smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

smartjova

Gayness, in black form.

Man, he's so SmartJova it's sick.

by Not Jonathan February 7, 2003

Smartboard

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

smartonakis

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.

Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.

by jello811 March 13, 2009

smartosapien

A smartosapien is a sub-species of the homosapien. Since homosapiens has "homo" in the word, which means "gay," and since they don't want to be, quite literally, a "gay person," they decided to transition(not anything about gender) into a "smartosapien," which imediately increases their IQ to 300.

Who is that guy? He plays Minecraft, so he is a smartosapien.

by CoolGamer28356 February 7, 2022

smartjock

Someone who can read Doestevsky's Crime and Punishment in one hand while sinking a three-point shot with the other.

I thought it was impossible, but that Smartjock sure is intelligent and atheletic...

by JonAndrewDavis August 26, 2005

Smartocarlocky

Used in replace for any word or saying.

How was your day today?
It was pretty smartocarlocky!

by Dubstep48 November 10, 2020