A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

Smartboard by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

smartonakis

Term used for someone that tries to act smart but they're not.

Originated from the Andy Milonakis Show.

Person A: Hey guess what? I know a lot of science like E=MC squared!

Person B: Yeah everybody knows that, you smartonakis.

smartonakis by jello811 March 13, 2009

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smartosapien

A smartosapien is a sub-species of the homosapien. Since homosapiens has "homo" in the word, which means "gay," and since they don't want to be, quite literally, a "gay person," they decided to transition(not anything about gender) into a "smartosapien," which imediately increases their IQ to 300.

Who is that guy? He plays Minecraft, so he is a smartosapien.

smartosapien by CoolGamer28356 February 7, 2022

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smartjock

Someone who can read Doestevsky's Crime and Punishment in one hand while sinking a three-point shot with the other.

I thought it was impossible, but that Smartjock sure is intelligent and atheletic...

smartjock by JonAndrewDavis August 26, 2005

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Smartocarlocky

Used in replace for any word or saying.

How was your day today?
It was pretty smartocarlocky!

Smartocarlocky by Dubstep48 November 10, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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