smarthomas

A really smart Thomas

Thomas is a smarthomas

by TJ_Germanboy November 20, 2022

smarthomas

A really smart Thomas

This guy is a smarthomas

by TJ_Germanboy November 20, 2022

Smarthome

A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.

I have a smarthome, i can flush the toilet with my smartphone

by McMob November 23, 2021

SeanThomas

Someone who acts like a complete jerk and cries like a man-baby when he doesn't get his way.

Oh, you didn't get a blow job? Maybe you shouldn't have been such a SeanThomas!

by Reesespieces! October 11, 2012

Smarthuman

A brainless human with plastic casing.

This smarthuman is freaking out.

by Acylos The Silver Predator August 16, 2022