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Smartasstic 

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.
I was a little too smartasstic at work today.
Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

shartastical 

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks
Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL
shartastical by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

Smartasstic 

Greg is very smartasstic.
Smartasstic by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010

sartastical 

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.
Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."
sartastical by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.
Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

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Smartasstic 

Someone who is simultaneously sarcastic and a smart ass.
You were so smartasstic when you did air quotes while saying I "hate" air quotes.