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sartastical 

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.
Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."
sartastical by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009
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sartastical 

when someone's sarcasm is overly dramatic and unnecessary.
His sartastical attitude aggrevated me to the point of rage.
sartastical by RaeChris10209 October 28, 2010

Sarcastica 

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.
Sarcastica by exalen November 27, 2010

swagtastical 

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.
swagtastical by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011

sarcasticlap 

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.
After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.
sarcasticlap by TheFloyd April 17, 2008

Snarkastically 

A joining of Sarcasm and Snarky to form a belittling, condescending, unpleasant, sharp, bitter, scornful remark or gesture.
I told the police officer , "with my years of driving experience and quick wits I have at least the same level of competence when dealing with different driving situations." to which he snarkastically laughed in my face.
Snarkastically by tstyler April 28, 2011