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smartasism 

is a stem out from the disability of turrets syndrome and it has uncontrollable reactions just as the body spasms and vocal outbursts which are uncontrollable and rage on own and instead of swearing or movements as like turrets .. its uncontrollable comments and responses.. smart ass comments
I am sorry But I have SMARTASISM AND UNFORTUNATELY I can not help it . As I do have Smartasism it is real Medical disorder..
smartasism by QUEENBEE1977 April 21, 2019
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Smartass Phone 

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011

smartassocity 

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.
Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.
Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

Smartasm 

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.
Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.
Smartasm by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

smartassery 

The activity of behaving like a smartass.
Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.
smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

Smartasstic 

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.
I was a little too smartasstic at work today.
Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005
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