28 definitions by Murdoc Kylburne
- Do you mess with Hosanna?
- Nah, bro. I kinda try 2 avoid any connections with hoes. I'm super anxious about sex-related diseases, especially HIV.
- Nah, bro. I kinda try 2 avoid any connections with hoes. I'm super anxious about sex-related diseases, especially HIV.
by Murdoc Kylburne November 20, 2020
Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.
- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019
A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.
- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?
- Nah. Don't dare come near me!
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?
- Nah. Don't dare come near me!
by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020
Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.
by Murdoc Kylburne March 18, 2020
A tricky way of saying NO which sounds like agreement at the very start. Derived from the Russian phrase meaning "If only" or "I wish I could". It should be pronounced as a firm YES with addition of "leeba" after a short pause (to gain an emphatic effect you can even prolong the S sound and then add the ending without a pause).
- Hey dude, don't swim here, it's dangerous! Do you understand me? Do you speak English?
- Yes...leeba
- Yes...leeba
by Murdoc Kylburne January 17, 2017
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
A radical fascist feminist dictator wannabe that ran for POTUS in 2016, but lost to a radical misogynist Tronald Dump.
by Murdoc Kylburne February 19, 2017