28 definitions by Murdoc Kylburne

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.
Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!
by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020
(Pseudo) Abbreviation, coined in RuNet, derived from the Russian word "zeyebis", which broadly means "really fucking good".
- Do you like my new haircut?
- ZBS
- ?
- Really fucking good!!!
by Murdoc Kylburne January 27, 2020
Normalcy is perversion. Normality is OK. If a speaker is a pervert, normalcy is ok for the speaker, but not for us, normal people. Being black/red/yellow/brown/white is normal.
Respecting women, old people, children, people with some health conditions is normal. Claiming perverts normal people is a new normalcy, i.e. perversion that is, should be banned in civilised societies.
by Murdoc Kylburne June 1, 2020
A softer version of a perfectionist who does not give a fuck if no one appreciates what they have just made. Moreover, a perfucktionist will tell you to go fuck yourself if you start criticising their work. A perfucktionist knows what they have made is just perfect and fuck all those who disagree.
Save your breath and don't criticise John's painting. He's a perfucktionist, so all your efforts will be wasted.
by Murdoc Kylburne March 13, 2018
Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.
- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.
by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021
The word has been coined by the Therapy? musicians in the mid-90's while watching some TV-programme featuring a lot of screaming teenagers. Combination of those words resulted in their new song with such a title soon becoming a hit.
Look! There's a hell of a lot of screamagers at the show! They scream so loud I can't hear my own voice!
by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2012
1. a whore from Florida
2. another way of calling Florida state (apparently, full of whores)
3. a horrid-looking whore from Florida
1. Look at that slut! Judging by her clothing she's from Florida. So we can call her Whorida:)
2. I feel so horny, so I navigate my megayacht to Whorida to get drunk & laid!
3. The girl from Florida I befriended in Facebook yesterday turned out to be such a whorida!!!
by Murdoc Kylburne April 6, 2012