smard 

Something retards write instead of smart. It's also a way of calling someone a retard or idiot etc.

Person 1: HAHAHA I'M SO SMARD.
Person 2: Err, no. You're not.

Person A: That guy over there is such a smard.

smard by Saultyevil February 4, 2010

smard 

A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!

Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D

smard by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018

Smard 

Used to describe someone who is very smart. The opposite of "rard"

The garhars: What a rard.

Dobington: Actually he's quite a smard.

Smard by Rakatatou March 22, 2024

Dork Shard 

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

Sardonicast by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018

Samardeep 

A very loving, sweet, respectful guy that treats females with respect. Samardeep to not focus on what other guys focus on in a woman. He a deep understanding of life and cares about other feelings. Samardeep has the most tranquilizing eyes that you could ever see. If you could get a Samardeep you will love your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen Samantha?
Girl 2: Yeah, ever since she got with Samardeep she has had some type of weird happy glow.

Samardeep by LOVE_ LEGEND November 24, 2018

Jeff Samardzija 

Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.

Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.

Jeff Samardzija by circushead January 12, 2007