smardoi 

a thug in romania

he become such a smardoi

smardoi by theSecondMostEpicPerson June 25, 2021

smardo

smart weirdo

did you see that wicked chick performing due diligence work?

yea, such a smardo

smardo by thechosen0ne June 13, 2015

smardis 

Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.

The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.

smardis by IH8MUD August 25, 2019

smardina 

Lithuanian migrant. Usually seen in the back of lidl sniffing glue.

Alan: can I sleep round?
Esmeralda: sorry I've got some smardina's squatting in my conservatory.

smardina by Poncho master12 December 11, 2013