Skip to main content

SmallArms 

A runescape player whose main goal is to sell in game blow jobs for irl money, he has been seen in action in Teletubyking's Player owned house multiple time presumable immediately after completing the deed.
OMG SmallArms's Succ was worth the 22m i rwted for it!
SmallArms by notTeletubyKing April 11, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

smallrus 

When a fat women losses a little bit of weight and all of the sudden thinks she's skinny and then proceeds to wear skin tight leggings and other tight attire that was not intended for her weight class, she has become a smallrus.

Origins - Small and Wallrus
Friend - "Dude my sister has lost a little bit of weight and is starting to wear slutty skin tight cloths."

You - "You sister has entered the next step of her evolution, shes a smallrus."
smallrus by dzuari February 25, 2015

small arms repairer 

Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.

In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.

Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".

"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."

Smallasses 

Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.
Hey, smallasses! Get over here!

I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.
Smallasses by Jaremo July 13, 2012
Gagnster Slang for testicles. Usually used by illiterate maoris.
Ethan: Poo eh you got stink smallaus
Cleatus: Oh thats not very nice eh
smallaus by Ethan Clement August 15, 2007

smallgasms 

The tingeling sensation in your pants which sends your body into a state of contractions caused by freshness.
The fresh grass in the Thin Red Line gave me a smallgasms.
smallgasms by maggulfsen August 8, 2016

smallamy 

Da act of a young boy's taking part in two separate "pretend" wedding-ceremonies to two different little girls whom he likes comparably.
Children should indeed be encouraged by their elders to have as many similar-aged friends as possible, but engaging in smallamy might be taking it a bit far.
smallamy by QuacksO September 24, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
Next