Small Nick 

"Small Nick" Often used to describe a micro penis.

"Ay man you have a small nick"

Small Nick by Small Colonel Harland Sanders October 2, 2025

smalldickery 

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.

Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.

smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006

smalldickmobile 

A high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc...) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small penis. Also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.

Beverly Hills is full of people and their smalldickmobiles.

Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?

A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile

Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!

smalldickmobile by Bob Johnson-Smith June 28, 2012

Smallick 

A sexual move between two gay men where one man sticks his finger in his Butt, then wipes his finger between his partners nose and upper lip

Nothing turns me on more than when my boyfriend gives me a Smallick after he uses the bathroom

Smallick by Randydirt June 28, 2023

Joshua smalldick 

Joshua is the type of von( type of gay rat) to wear a leather jacket and slick back his hair. He wears toe pairs of sunglasses inside and thinks he is cool. He is busy at staring at girls and runs into walls. Thankfully for the sake of humanity he will never breed with any human no matter how disgusting, they could never dare to breed with such an animal. Back to the breeding, even if he did breed he would be infertile because he will never ever hit puberty.

Joshua smalldick is looking like quite the faggot as always.

Joshua smalldick by anonymous January 29, 2019

smalldickatosis 

condition when the male species fails to be appropriately aroused by gorgeous and seductive blonde female

My ex-boyfriend suffers from a severe case of smalldickatosis. The disease is so bad that I now suffer from lesbianitis.

smalldickatosis by sarahmay May 4, 2005

smallicks 

Smell my Ballicks. Used by a select few certs in N.Ireland. The best word to reply to almost anything. Can also be used randomly in conversation.

Person 1 - "I got paid today"
Person 2 - "Smallicks r kid!"

"Smallicks"

smallicks by Cert Ye May 13, 2004