small apple 

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

small apple by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

small child holding an apple 

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

small child holding an apple by Griphftor August 17, 2006

Smoll Apple 

An average teenager who draws Changed art and Oc, and does not like Nsfw. On twitter he has an average of 315 followers, and has weird obsession with apple's.

Also like to be called he/him pronouns.

Smoll Apple: welp time to draw i guess.

Smoll Apple: yummy apple's. Love it or not apple's keeps the doctor away.

Smoll Apple by Smoll Apple July 7, 2022

new Apple smell 

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.

Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills

new Apple smell by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010

Smell my red apple

Word/Phrase:
Smell my red apple
Definition:
A playground trick or playful threat where someone balls their fist up like a "red apple," shoves it near your face, and says "smell my red apple" right before pretending to punch or pop you in the nose. Similar to the classic "hurt donut" joke.

Hey, smell my red apple! 👊🍏
No way, man, I'm not falling for that again!

Smell my red apple by GlitterPoo92 October 9, 2026