small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

small apple by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

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small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

small child holding an apple by Griphftor August 17, 2006

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Smoll Apple

An average teenager who draws Changed art and Oc, and does not like Nsfw. On twitter he has an average of 315 followers, and has weird obsession with apple's.

Also like to be called he/him pronouns.

Smoll Apple: welp time to draw i guess.

Smoll Apple: yummy apple's. Love it or not apple's keeps the doctor away.

Smoll Apple by Smoll Apple July 7, 2022

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new Apple smell

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.

Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills

new Apple smell by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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