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sluttistics 

The numbers that verify his/her sluttiness and/or track record of making it with other sluts.
I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...

That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
sluttistics by qizznipper October 20, 2013
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slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004

sluttastic 

Style of dress that makes a woman look like like a whore. (see: hookerific)
Man, that broad with the see through blouse and tight skirt is sure sluttastic.

SLUTFISTICATED 

rae a hoe,she be strippin for just anybody,now this hoe tryna be slutfisticated

slutistic 

Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it
(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH
slutistic by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008

Sluttastic 

To be dressed or looking extremely slutty or sexually, warranting being called a slut.
Oh my god did you see her outfit, it was so sluttastic.
That girl's crop top and shorts are so sluttastic.
Sluttastic by sosluttastic June 6, 2013

sluttastic 

Look at Sara. Shes such a sluttastic ho; I heard she's been with every guy in the school.
sluttastic by KorraLynn August 7, 2011
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