A person with the following attributes
-An ugly face
-A slutty past
-A bad attitude
-Clothes that make her look like a whore
-Poor -Drinks Milwaukee's BestLight -Usually chain smokes
Zack "Ugh that girl that was hitting on me was such a whore faced slut bag"
Brandon "Yeah but you'd tap that"
Zack "Yeah, I guess your right"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."