The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.
Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie
Deranged, sexually-frustrated tweens who write salivating prose detailing their fantasies of celebrity guy-on-guy orgies, commonly known as Slash Puppies (a distant cousin - or niece - of the horndog. See Harry Potter, Green Day and McFly - sadly often involving wands, drumstricks and similarly phallic-shaped objects being shoved into places they really shouldn't be going. Said literature is often highly disturbing for non-aficionados.
The new hentai? Only time - and the internet - will tell.
Slash Puppies can be found in action on the official McFly fanfic board.
Harry Potter is a popular character for Slash Puppies to abuse with wands.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"