wreckage's definitions

poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

egg

a white person that has a fetish for asian women/men. white on the outside/yellow on the inside.

goddamit, i am such a fucking egg. i get rock hard every time i go to the asian market and see those tight asian women.

by wreckage February 9, 2003

Mekong River

violent, explosive diarreah after eating vietnamese food. is usually red and feels like you are shitting razor blades.

get me to a fucking bathroom NOW. Mekong River is about to flow!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

by wreckage February 10, 2003

sparklecock

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

by wreckage May 17, 2004