sluncle

1)Sleazy Uncle
2)An Uncle with at least 3 baby mamas

“Uncle Melvin is one massive sluncle”

sluncle by bigbootylicker300 July 13, 2022

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

spuncle 

Sperm donor who takes the role of an extended family member in the resulting offspring's life.

There were four adults who took the kid to see the pediatrician -- two parents, a grandparent and the spuncle.

spuncle by family boy January 13, 2009

sluncher 

A sluncher is something that you eat too late to be a lunch, too soon to be a dinner and too large to be a snack. A sluncher is the single meal you have in a day, neither at lunch nor dinner time.

Similarly as a brunch is a breakfast + lunch, a sluncher is considered a snack + lunch + dinner.

I had a sluncher = I didn't have lunch nor dinner but instead I ate a complete meal at a time in between the two.

sluncher by Pola and Tom October 23, 2007

Slunce

Slunce : profoundly bad diarrhoea. Usually reminiscent of a waterfall and/or volcanic explosion.

Causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.

Treatment : much wiping usually required. Advisable to drink lots of water.

1. "I ate a vindaloo last night, and filled the bog with slunce this morning."

Can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. "Your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce."
2. "This food tastes/looks like slunce."
3. "Your essay is utter slunce."

Slunce by ekul May 26, 2004

Stuncle

A hip portmanteau for Step-Uncle. Also applicable to any other step-relatives, i.e. Stousin, stister, Stad, ...etc.

My Step-Dad's brother cooked dinner last night, we call him Stuncle Albert.

My Stuncle be actin all dumb n stuff.

Me and Stuncle Craig drank 40's and watched the Winter Olympics last night.

Stuncle by StuncleBuck December 28, 2012

Smuncle 

The term commonly used to describe violently smothering your oppenent's face with your sweaty ass-cheeks after being involved in vigorous physical activity, thus creating a sweaty ass mess for their face.

Yesterday, after a few hours of cardio workout, I smuncled my brother Winston.

Smuncle by Beee Veee February 7, 2010