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South City Slugger
The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.
Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!
Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.
Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.
South City Slugger by dimmer2969 April 13, 2009
Related Words
sluggeh • slugger • sludgehammer • slugged • slugged up • slugged out • sluggermore • slugget • sludgehead • sluggah
Louie Slugger
A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
cunt slugger
You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.
cunt slugger by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
slugget
Sluggette
Someone who trolls forums all day and night for personal satisfaction.
This person's posts usually consist of whining and/or crying about certain people or events.
It is said such a person resembles the looks of a slug in real life.
The goal of the Sluggette is to have the largest E-Peen which grows everytime someone is proven wrong or thought to have lost a conversation or thread.
This person's posts usually consist of whining and/or crying about certain people or events.
It is said such a person resembles the looks of a slug in real life.
The goal of the Sluggette is to have the largest E-Peen which grows everytime someone is proven wrong or thought to have lost a conversation or thread.
Jim posted 15 topics today he's really turning into a Sluggette.
I was trying to make a trade but that damn Sluggette ruined it.
I was trying to make a trade but that damn Sluggette ruined it.
Sluggette by Stevesteve November 30, 2005
Slungeheim
"Man, Andrew woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What a slungeheim!"
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Andrew: " That slungeheim Brandon jostled my elbow right after the ice cream man handed me my Spongebob popsicle. Now everyone's favorite undersea pineapple resident is splattered all over the sidewalk."
Ben: "Wow, total slungeheim move."
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Andrew: " That slungeheim Brandon jostled my elbow right after the ice cream man handed me my Spongebob popsicle. Now everyone's favorite undersea pineapple resident is splattered all over the sidewalk."
Ben: "Wow, total slungeheim move."
Slungeheim by aletheioveritas September 4, 2016
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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