slosh puppies

running around in the snow naked

riley- "wanna go slosh puppies with me?"
kenzie- "sure thang"

by murry8 November 10, 2011

Slash Puppies

Deranged, sexually-frustrated tweens who write salivating prose detailing their fantasies of celebrity guy-on-guy orgies, commonly known as Slash Puppies (a distant cousin - or niece - of the horndog. See Harry Potter, Green Day and McFly - sadly often involving wands, drumstricks and similarly phallic-shaped objects being shoved into places they really shouldn't be going. Said literature is often highly disturbing for non-aficionados.

The new hentai? Only time - and the internet - will tell.

Slash Puppies can be found in action on the official McFly fanfic board.

Harry Potter is a popular character for Slash Puppies to abuse with wands.

by Obsessive.Compulsive.Disorder. October 17, 2005

Slush Puppies

To come over your partners breasts.

I just shot my load over her tits, it looks like a spilt slush puppies.

by Davie Scott December 20, 2008

slush puppie

act of putting a 7/11 slushie on your penis and sucking it off yourself

The worker at 7/11 was giving himself a slush puppie.

by Brappppp BRap April 16, 2020

Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.

Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.

by Taint C. September 25, 2018

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.

Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013