slorke 

a person who is a slut, skank and whore

damn that girls a slorke

slorke by chichka August 16, 2009

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

slore

when someone is such a slut and a whore you combine them because they're such an unbearable hoebag

damn it sally you're such a slore

slore by yourrrrrrmom June 28, 2017

slobken 

The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.

Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!

slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018

storkel 

Storkel originate from the Swedish word "storlek" (size), but accidentally misspelled. A Swedish website later appeared, which quotes the original chat log where storkel originates from.

Storkel has two definitions:
Firstly, the more common use for it means "great party" or something within those boundaries. This definition was born on the Anjunabeats Forums, where storkel quickly was adopted among the users.
Explained: "Great" used as an adjective for party meaning that it's a good party rather than bad.
"Huge" is also an acceptable translation.

Secondly, the lesser used form is Stor-Kel, which is derived from one Swedish word that is made up from two words ("Stor" and "Kel") meaning "great amount of cuddling".
Explained: "Great" used as a size adjective for "amount".
"Cuddling" used as a verb describing the action.

"Wow, this is a storkling track!"
"Let's party! Storkel!"

storkel by Endemism May 2, 2010

Garfield snorkel 

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008