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slopy jo 

When you shit in the mouths and little fuck the shit out of her
She needs to brush her teeth after that slopy jo
slopy jo by Back lowlife November 13, 2016
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sloppy jo 

oral sex with a large amount of bodily fluids used.
my dear synthia! that was definatly a wonderful sloppy joe you performed on me this eve'!
sloppy jo by rhinohed February 1, 2003

sloppy jo 

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair
sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1
sloppy jo by Ren June 27, 2004

Sloppy Joe Buns 

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.
That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

sideways sloppy joe 

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

Sloppy José 

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.
Sloppy José by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

Slop Job 

When a girl is over salivating while she sucks a guy off and then it gets really sloppy really fast, talk about a shitty clean up.
Guy #1: "MAN! Last night I got the sloppiest free slop job!"

Guy #2: "Well what do you expect? It's a FREE slop job!"
Slop Job by MOstner7 January 21, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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