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When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
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An absolutely atrociously given hand job.
She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
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We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
by jakestl July 06, 2018
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