sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

sloppy jones

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"

by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJosh

Verb.; To be seeking sexual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of sexual pleasure within 1 hour.

Person 1: "Yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do"

Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."

by Josh Is My Hero November 28, 2010

Sloppyjob

When a male/female gives a very sloppy blowjob.

Fuck, the cleanup was awful after she gave me sloppyjob, but it felt good.

by xChaosHDD November 7, 2016

SloppyJoe

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021