sloppy jon
A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
sloppy jon by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015
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sloppy jones
sloppy jones by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008
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sloppy jon • sloppy jones • SloppyJosh • Sloppyjob • sloppy joe • sloppy jose • sloppy donkey • sloppy john • Sloppy Jane • sloppy jo
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Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003
SloppyJosh
Verb.; To be seeking sexual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of sexual pleasure within 1 hour.
Person 1: "Yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do"
Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."
Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."
SloppyJosh by Josh Is My Hero November 28, 2010
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SloppyJoe
Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch
SloppyJoe by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021
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