sloppy jon 

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

sloppy jon by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

sloppy jones 

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"

sloppy jones by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJosh

Verb.; To be seeking sexual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of sexual pleasure within 1 hour.

Person 1: "Yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do"

Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."

SloppyJosh by Josh Is My Hero November 28, 2010

Sloppyjob 

When a male/female gives a very sloppy blowjob.

Fuck, the cleanup was awful after she gave me sloppyjob, but it felt good.

Sloppyjob by xChaosHDD November 7, 2016

SloppyJoe 

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

SloppyJoe by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021