SloppyJosh

Verb.; To be seeking sexual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of sexual pleasure within 1 hour.

Person 1: "Yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do"

Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."

by Josh Is My Hero November 28, 2010

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SLOPPYshex

Sloppy shit covered sex.

Man- Let's have SLOPPYshex tonight.

Woman- What's that?

Man- A very sexy shit fight in bed.

by FedSexy December 5, 2011

Sloppyjob

When a male/female gives a very sloppy blowjob.

Fuck, the cleanup was awful after she gave me sloppyjob, but it felt good.

by xChaosHDD November 7, 2016

SloppyJoe

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021