slopchop

when a man is preforming oral sex on a women and the sneezes causing himself to bite a whole in the vagina, as the women screams he assures her that nothing happened the proceeds to try to plug up the whole with his tounge but as the blood floods his mouth he vomits inside the vagina and the women bleeds to death with her ripped vagina covered in blood/vomit.

yo man, kenny totally slopchopped his mom last night

by mr.Neffbeanie April 6, 2010

slopchop

1. An action used to preform total sloppysouping. When souping it straight without a strainer the slopchop is mainly used to thin the soup.
2. Used to make a stew when maleeting a trigonometric identity

I really had to slopchop that malaria i had last weekend. It was getting extra soupy.

by jnol123 October 11, 2009

Slopcopter

That good head

Me: She gave me slopcopter last night.

My friend: Lucky!

by Blue Eyed Demon Throat Goat July 1, 2020

SlopNChop

master of all sexual definitions on urban dictionary. Like holy shit they could write a book on it

SlopNChop has made so many sexual definitions on urban dictionary

by this username sucks September 17, 2021

SlopNChop

The horniest person on Urban Dictionary, his definitions usually involve people named Chad and Kiersten. He’s pretty odd.

SlopNChop is so fucking horny all the time and he writes so many sexual definitions

by awsomecolin December 30, 2022

SlapChop that Ho

Pulverizing a Plan B bill, then slipping it into a ho's breakfast after you turned her out, to make sure she doesn't try to make you her baby daddy.

Tommy fucked a skank without a condom again and when she refused to get an abortion, he had to SlapChop that ho!

by Da Linguist February 2, 2014

SlopChopping

The sound a dog makes in the morning when his mouth is dry.

The dog's constant slopchopping woke me up, again.

by siphoned philosophy November 29, 2014