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slonger

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.
Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.
by Dicky July 15, 2005
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Slongar

noun

1. an inhabitant of Summerlin

2. refers to a way of life among natives
adjective

relating to the yung nigga Slongar
Oh my god, we just got scored on by a couple of Slongars.
by yellowflame36 December 3, 2020
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Slongarama

Slongarama is a situation in which many male organs are involved.
The park toilets were a real slongarama once the sailors unzipped.
by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016
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Slushee Slinger

A racial slur referring to any brown skinned man working at your local convenience store
"Damn, that slushee slinger checked my ID when I bought those blunt wraps. I wonder if he's going to bomb a major US city."
by grahamburglar April 22, 2013
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Shit slinger

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.
That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
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Slogger

A term used for bloggers who consistently blog about things literally no one cares about (such as miley cyrus, or their obsession with candice swanepoel and justin beiber), and then try to sell the readers stupid fucking t shirts for $29.99. Sloggers are also known to pretend to run for mayor, and have their wife penetrated by their sales guy.
Those sloggers got verbally raped by Jon Taffer, also Imtough is a faggot.
by Anthonypadre September 26, 2013
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Dick Slanger

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....
by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
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